Tuesday, 3 April 2012

Fart your way to Hollywood!

What an interesting title..........I know a few people, who consider the lengths and permutations of sounds they can create with their flatulence, quite a skill.  Mr Mills I presume!
Well if you are one of those such wind breakers, that consider yourself a truly magnificent trumpeter (not the brass type either) then why don't you head on over to http://breakingwindfilm.com/
Give way to the wind!
They are looking for the best of blow offs, trumps or for the upper class "bottom burps".....specifically from us, here in Britain!
Yes you heard correctly, The De Wolfe sound effects library are looking for someone who can send them a recording of their best "fart!"  You can even submit your best attempt at one without to much ermmmm "effort" as well, because they will accept anything that even remotely sounds like a trump!  Simulated sounds created with your armpits for example, or the palms of your hand will all be given special recognition by judges!
Your creation could become famous!
Once judging has been finalised, the winner will have their "thunder clap" added to the library's expansive collection of sound effects, and you could eventually find your "creation" in Hollywood movies, pop songs, in fact anything which could call for your unique sound effect for years to come!
The contest to find the best of bum burps, is open to anyone over the age of 15, and the organisers stress that they are not responsible for any damage to clothing, during the recording process!  I dread to think what they exactly mean by this!
Silent but deadly examples, will not be accepted!

The competition celebrates the DVD release of a parody film called "Breaking Wind" which makes a mockery of the teen vamp movie: "The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn" which incidentally, part 2 will be out on 16th November 2012.

All entries can be submitted to http://breakingwindfilm.com/ and clicking on "BECOME A FART OF MOVIE HISTORY"..........entries can be submitted by either: uploading your entry to YouTube and posting on Breaking Winds UK Facebook page or emailing your entry directly to competition@breakingwindfilm.com

Gives the game "Top Trumps" a whole new meaning!

We can think of a few parody movies we would like to make here at WWWN!

How about:

FartWars: Revenge of the Sniff

Wind in the Willows!

Meet the Farters


We would love to hear your idea's for "bottom burped" movies, so send them to us here, at Weird, Wacky & Worldwide News Contact Page and submit your movie parody title!

And to finish this "lovely" story off, we had to put in some great "farty" jokes!  Hope you like them.

Teacher asks little Johnny to use the word "definitely" in a sentence.
Little Johnny replies "Teacher, do farts have lumps in them?"
The teacher says "Of course not Johnny"
To which Johnny replies "Then I have definitely sh*t my pants then!"

Doctor, "What seems to be the problem?"
Patient, "Doc, I've got the farts. I mean I fart all the time,"
The Doctor nods, "Hmm."
Patient, "My farts do not stink and you can't hear them. It's just that I fart all the time. Look, we've been talking here for about 10 minutes and I've farted five times. You didn't hear them and you don't smell them, do you?"
"Hmm," says the Doctor,
He picks up his pad and writes out a prescription.
The patient is thrilled "Great doc. This prescription, will it really clear up my farts?"
"No," sighs the Doctor, "The prescription is to clear your sinuses. Next week I want you back here for a hearing test."

A man goes to visit his doctor,
"Doc, I've got a rather embarassing problem, my farts just don't sound right,"
"Well how do they sound?" enquires the doctor.
"They make a HONDA sound"
The doctor looks puzzled, "Hmm, is there anything else I should know?"
"Well I also have a terrible boil on my bum," replies the man
The doctor looks pleased, "Thats it then. We'll lance that boil and you'll see a difference immediately,"
"Why's that then, Doc?" asks the man
"It's well known," laughs the Doctor, "Abscess makes the fart go Honda."

You've got to love our jokes!!!
We didn't think farty pictures or videos were appropriate by the way!!!

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